August 27, 2004

Creative Campaigning

Over at Jo's Attic I saw a reference to something called, F** The Vote. From their website there's this:

At F** The Vote we provide a Pledge Sheet that can be used conveniently before becoming physically intimate with a conservative. The Pledge Sheet asks the signee to make a promise to vote for anyone but George Bush in the November election. FTV has not endorsed a single candidate but recommends strategic voting. We also encourage FTV fans to take road trips this summer to swing(er) states to collect pledges. If you collect a pledge let us know about it on the Swinger States page! Have safe fun f**ing over Bush while f**ing for votes.
Apparently, this group offers to have sex with anyone willing not to vote for George Bush.

Then there's this dubious claim,

SEXY LIBERALS OF THE U.S. UNITE in taking back the government from the sexually repressed, right-wing, zealots in control! Everyone knows liberals are hotter than conservatives - we look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack.
I guess this is debateable but when I find out someone's a lib, that's almost an immediate turn-off. And aren't there studies that show that happily married people have more sex and better sex than those who bed hop?

I wouldn't even have to take advantage of the services offered at this site in order to feel ashamed of myself the next morning. All I would have to do is vote for John Kerry -- I'd feel like taking a shower almost immediately.

If you're so inclined, check out the website here.


Posted by jdmays at August 27, 2004 01:53 AM | TrackBack
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