August 28, 2004

Top 10 Ways to Know You're a Loyal Republican

  1. You only have Hunts ketchup in your refrigerator. (no more heinz)*
  2. You receive junkmail from the RNC and/or "President Bush" almost every day.
  3. You're tempted to go see "Meet The Fokkers", the sequel to "Meet The Parents" until you learn that Barbara Streisand is in it.
  4. You don't watch CNN unless you're in a hotel that doesn't carry Fox News.
  5. You have a Bush-Cheney 04 bumper sticker on your lawn tractor.
  6. You still remember 9/11
  7. You Blog for Bush
  8. You aren't tempted by this site.
  9. Every time you see the symbol for the Democratic Party you think it was an excellent choice for them.
  10. You think it might be fun to visit Midland, TX (but not until Winter. No one's that much of a Republican.)


*Yes I know that neither John Kerry nor his wife, Te-ray-zah, benefit from the purchase of Heinz ketchup, but I still don't like seeing it in the refrigerator anyway.

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Does it count if you're unsure about seeing "Meet the Fockers" because Ben Stiller is still in it?

Posted by: Norman at August 30, 2004 08:22 PM

Ha JD - I was just at a motel (Days Inn, Oak Grove KY - by Ft Campbell) and it didn't have Fox News. I thought NOW what am I going to do. My friend in Clarksville told me that I said the exact same thing the last time I stayed there! I was so mad at myself cause only then did I remember I already knew this. I actually filled out a survey both in paper and online telling them to get Fox News for crying out loud. But I still didn't resort to watching CNN, that's like tuning into NPR or watching Dan Blather. Can't do it. Lucky for me it was only for one night. Whew.

Posted by: Toni at September 1, 2004 01:20 PM

Thanks for your comment! When I'm in a hotel w/o Fox usually about all I can stand is headline news instead of the regular cnn. Otherwise the only thing left to watch is the history channel.
-Jim.

Posted by: JDM at September 1, 2004 08:21 PM