I've had an extremely nasty cold since last Friday night. It started in my head then fiendishly wormed it's way into my chest where it has been living ever since. With this cold, most of the time you just want to lay down and die.
So what you say, "Why should I care?"
Well, I saw on TV that John Kerry has a cold too. I hope it's the same one I had, bwahahahahaha! [evil laugh]