Ministry Opportunities

I get tons of spam every day. Like most people, I delete it without bothering to open it. But when I received a piece of spam with the subject line of "Ministry Opportunities", my curiosity got the best of me. Here's what the email said,

You can become a legally ordained minister. As a Reverend, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church. Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins, Visit Correctional Facilities Want to open a church? Check out Ministry in a Box