October 23, 2004

Because I Said So

As this election draws to it's conclusion I'm finding it difficult to come up with anything even remotely original to write. I've come to the conclusion that the case has been made for each candidate. Unless you've been exiled to a desert island you've heard more than enough to make up your mind. If you haven't made up your mind yet, check yourself in to the hospital. There must be something wrong with you.

There's only one thing I haven't said yet in support of George W. Bush for President. Vote for him because I said so. That's right. I said so. He's a good guy who will aggressively battle terrorists around the world. Vote for him. Don't vote for Kerry. He's a poser. Did you vote for Dukakis? Well, Kerry has the same political philosphy. How about Jimmy Carter? Did you consider him to be a successful President? Well, Kerry professes a very similar political philosophy.

A Kerry presidency is a train wreck waiting to happen. If you vote for Kerry and he wins, you'll wake up the next morning with a hangover that will last four years.

Remember...vote for Bush because I said so. That's all the reason you need.

Posted by jdmays at October 23, 2004 01:16 PM | TrackBack
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